February 2012
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When you're on your period and your friends tell a...
nerda:
so my mom is downstairs, and she's calling me because she wants me to go down to do something for her, but i'm too lazy. so i gave her a reason for me not going downstairs.
mom: sol.
me: what
mom: sol.
me:
mom:
me:
mom: sol. come here.
me:
mom: sol, what are you doing?
me: masturbating
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January 2012
36 posts
When people say "I can hear your music"
I’m just like
“So can I”
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a...
lolsofunny:
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
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